Air Force One crashed on a farm in Nebraska

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Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yup. Sure did," the farmer said, cutting off his motor.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yup."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"Oh my god. President Trump is dead?"

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is!"
 
katzgar said:
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yup. Sure did," the farmer said, cutting off his motor.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yup."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"Oh my god. President Trump is dead?"

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is!"
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Well I see your still taking large doses of PCP while you masturbate to pictures of the Ayatollahs having their ass kissed by O bung hole
 
Are there any Trump hating Democrat farmers in Nebraska? I know there aren't any serious in it for profit farmers who are Progressive Leftists... unless maybe one that's raising kale. I can't see any other reason for kale being an actual crop...
 
T. A. Gardner said:
Are there any Trump hating Democrat farmers in Nebraska? I know there aren't any serious in it for profit farmers who are Progressive Leftists... unless maybe one that's raising kale. I can't see any other reason for kale being an actual crop...
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^Party pooper. No wonder he isn't invited to any party.
 
I'm curious. If AF1 is about to crash, do they eject the President like they did in "Escape from New York"?
 
T. A. Gardner said:
Are there any Trump hating Democrat farmers in Nebraska? I know there aren't any serious in it for profit farmers who are Progressive Leftists... unless maybe one that's raising kale. I can't see any other reason for kale being an actual crop...
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Bloomberg knew all about the farmers.
 
katzgar said:
try not to think, you are really bad at it.
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no Im good at it your the one whos bad at it I know as the socialist anti American stooge you are you would out law christian religions , sadly for you in 2015 In 2015, it was estimated that there were around 2.3 billion people who considered themselves Christian. This amounts to 31.2% of the world’s population.

so you have a big fight against you that includes about 230 million Americans and almost all of south America alone.
Muslim anti American democrats like you will all die long before peoples faith do.
 
katzgar said:
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yup. Sure did," the farmer said, cutting off his motor.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yup."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"Oh my god. President Trump is dead?"

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is!"
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As I read the parts where Hank the farmer was speaking, I heard the voice of this guy....

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....Fred Ziffel from Green Acres.
 
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