Now, its true, i thought i lost my gun twice. I teported it stolen suffered 23 hours of humiliation, and then found it in bed when i went to sleep, and then reported it NOT stolen, even more humiliating, but, never slept so well.
See what I mean?
See how fucking absent-minded you are?
Like, do you think this helps your case or hurts it?
You couldn't even remember if you lost it...not just once...but TWICE.