California is home to 32 of the top 50 AI companies
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Yes Sir, California produced some AMAZING innovations for sure.
Like for example, being the first Advanced Industrialised Western state to allow public defecation and fornication
If nature calls, you can drip your trouser in the Dairy aisle of a Walmart and '"strangle a Darkie," It's perfectly l"egitt " (how COOL is that) !!??Then you've dropped your nasty you can make your way to the toilet roll section, select a high = quality brand of toilet rolls, pull out a length tissue, and wipe you' ass. with impunity - all in air-conditioned comfort Now that's what I call innovation! That's what I call progress. Well, done California.
Also, if you're a crazy Black or Brow (BIPOC) person living n say, an inner- city district of San Francisco or LAYou can "lay a cable" on the sidewalk
and then when some well-dressed, respectable-looking, Whitie Yank ,strolls past in his fancy snake-skin shoes, you quickly grab a big handful of the poop you've just dropped and hurl it at the Whittie dude .Because all White Americans are wicked racist, white supremacists. And splattering him/her with a LUVVERLY, stinky, sticky, fresh turd will hum with a fitting, reminder of this I. And the beauty of it all, is that you're not breaking any law', 'in fact, weaponizing shit in the name oof Social Justice, would be regarded as praiseworthy public service in California.
Same goes for urinating in public. There's no law against in the "Golden State "This is a brilliant multidimensional innovation. For example, if you see an expensive Porsche parked outside an exclusive restaurant with the driver's side window down, you can go and piddle through that window, to express your ideological opposition to the oppressive American capitalist patriarchy. Also, you can have fun pissing through the front slit of the letter boxes of any bad neighbours you have where you live, Finally, example, you could test your reflexes and hand-eye coordination acuity, by seeing if you are skillful enough to pee on random. unsuspecting dogs and cats. It's similar, in principle, to fox-hunting - "TALLY HO!! - YOUR LORDSHIP, -T ALLY HO" !!" Like fox hunting. "Dog-Piddling" and "Cat- Piddling " is a tremendous sport, there is the thrill of the chase, uphill and down dale, through alleys and under bridges in the hope of cornering your quarry. and delivering the final "Piddle
de grace."
Yes, Sir!!!! America is a land that cherishes LIBERTY!
"GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH !!- never finer words were thus Spake!
AYE, YJIS IS THE TRUE HEART OF THE AMERICAN CREED. Am I Right Brothers???! And what could exemplify the spirit of Liberty more meaningfully that the individual freedom every Californian man or woman has to drop their LEVII - 501 Blue jeans, or, in the case of the ladies, to hoick their skirts - up. and poop "'at will' in public; anytime and anywhere they like. Ditto the divine freedom the individual citizen has to pull out his plonkerr and cut a piss on the store window of some florist shop. Orr indeed he personal freedom you the give your fat, pimply girlfriend a goodly "Golden Shower" outside the municipal library.
Only in California do we see the kind of remarkable and exciting innovations I have listed above -, and I set down a mere handful of many, many other striking breakthroughs. ALL of them were the fruits of the tremendous spirit of Liberty that surges through the state. Yes, s Sir California is is an awe-inspiring tribute to the sage vision of the Republic's Founding Fathers 1
DACHSHUND DAWG - THE WONDER HOUND
DLM - DACHSJUND LIVES MATTER !!
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